Pet astrology for cats & dogs
Free pet horoscope for your dog or cat
The 3 a.m. zoomies, the stolen pillow, that look they give you. Your cat's or dog's star sign explains more than you think.
- Free
- Done in a minute
- Just your email
Every full report includes a cosmic portrait painted from your photo. Peek inside
- Ten sections written about your pet alone
- Little rituals that make them happiest
- Find out if you two are a perfect match
- Their year in the stars, season by season
- A neon-lit portrait made from your photo
- Every breed and every mix, rescues too
- Secure payment by Stripe
- Reports delivered in minutes
- Photos deleted after 30 days
- Something wrong? We fix it
New · Cosmic Calendar 2027
Their whole 2027, on your wall
A printable calendar starring your cat or dog, made from the real sky of 2027. 13 pages, delivered as a PDF.
- Their cosmic portrait, in a new look each season
- A little horoscope for every month
- Full moons, new moons and their lucky days
- A4 or US Letter: print as many copies as you like for your home
With the full report: Launch price $19.99 until 30 January 2027, then $22.99
As a gift: Launch price $19.99 until 30 January 2027, then $22.99
Digital only: the PDF arrives by email, usually within the hour.
Sample pages: the cover and a month
Nova · Capricorn · Earth
Runs the household. Quietly.
Included in the full report
A cosmic pet portrait, painted in the stars
Upload a favourite photo and we turn it into a cosmic portrait, lit in neon and wrapped in constellations. Still unmistakably your pet. Keep it, print it, or share it as a Story.
How it works
How your pet's horoscope works
Step 1: Free
Enter your pet's birthday
Name, breed and birthday. Adopted? Use the day they came home.
Step 2: Free
Get their free zodiac reading
Their sign, element and ruling planet, plus a first look at three sections.
Step 3: From $9.99
Unlock the full horoscope report
Ten sections, your compatibility, the year ahead and a cosmic portrait to keep, delivered in minutes.
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What's your dog's or cat's zodiac sign?
Find out why they steal your spot, sulk when ignored and know exactly when you're sad. Their free reading is 60 seconds away.
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Inside the report
What's inside your pet's horoscope report
Three sections free. Seven more, plus the portrait, in the full report.
Cosmic Identity
Free
Heart & Instinct
Free
Paw Talk
Free
Cosmic Meters
Full report
A Day in Their Paws
Full report
Quirks Explained
Full report
Through the Years
Full report
Soulmate Check
Full report
Their Year in the Stars
Full report
Love Notes
Full report
From a sample report
“Atlas hears a doorbell ring during your favourite programme and is on his feet before the actor has finished opening the door. One firm bark, a stare at the screen, then a slow look back at you to check you have also noted the breach. It is pure Capricorn: a sign that treats every small duty as a very big one.”
Story cards
Share your pet's star sign
Every reading comes with a ready-made Story card for Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, WhatsApp and Viber. Your pet, their sign, and one line that's so them.
Free
Pricing
Start free, then unlock the full pet horoscope
The first look is free. The full report is a one-time payment, no subscription.
Free zodiac reading
Free
A first look at their stars
- Sign, element and ruling planet
- First look at 3 sections
- Story card to share
- Full report only: All 10 sections, meters and zodiac wheel
- Full report only: Cosmic portrait of your pet
- Full report only: You + pet compatibility
- Full report only: Year-ahead forecast
- Full report only: PDF and printable certificate
Launch price
Full pet horoscope report
$9.99one-time
Until 30 January 2027, then $12.99
- Sign, element and ruling planet
- Story card to share
- All 10 sections, meters and zodiac wheel
- Cosmic portrait of your pet
- You + pet compatibility
- Year-ahead forecast
- PDF and printable certificate
Delivered by email in minutes
Christmas gifts that arrive instantly
Pet astrology gifts for dog and cat lovers
For the friend whose cat is clearly a Scorpio. No pet details needed from you: they fill them in whenever they're ready.
- Full report voucherThe full report and a cosmic portrait of their pet.$9.99Launch price $9.99 until 30 January 2027, then $12.99
- Report + Calendar 2027The full report, then their whole 2027 on the wall.$19.99Launch price $19.99 until 30 January 2027, then $22.99
- You choose the giftPick a card and add a message.
- It lands in minutesWe email it to them with their code.
- They redeem itPet details in, whenever they're ready.
Questions
Pet astrology FAQ
Is pet astrology real?
ZodiaPaws is for fun and reflection. Many owners find the readings uncannily familiar, but it's entertainment, not science or advice.
What if I don't know my pet's birthday?
Use the day they came home. Rescues get a reading built around their arrival day, plus an Arrival Day certificate.
What's in the full pet horoscope report?
All 10 sections, personality meters, a zodiac wheel, your compatibility, the year ahead, a cosmic portrait, a PDF and a printable certificate.
How do I find my dog's or cat's zodiac sign?
Enter their birthday in the form above and you'll see their sign, element and ruling planet straight away. The full report arrives a few minutes after payment, with the portrait as soon as it's painted.
What happens to my pet's photo?
It's used only to make the portrait and share card, and the original is deleted after 30 days.
Free guides
Get to know the sign on your sofa
Why does your cat watch you from the doorway? Why does your dog bring a toy to every visitor? Start with your species, then find their sign.
Dog zodiac signs
Find your dog's sign and the habits that go with it, from the toy brought to every visitor to the flop on the sofa after a walk.Read the guide
Cat zodiac signs
Find your cat's sign and what's behind the windowsill patrols, the bag inspections and the sprint down the hallway at 3 a.m.Read the guide
Pet zodiac compatibility
Which owner signs a pet warms to fastest, and how two pets under one roof get along. The full 12-sign grid, free to read.Read the guide
Sign by sign
- Aries dogs
- Aries cats
- Aries compatibility
- Taurus dogs
- Taurus cats
- Taurus compatibility
- Gemini dogs
- Gemini cats
- Gemini compatibility
- Cancer dogs
- Cancer cats
- Cancer compatibility
- Leo dogs
- Leo cats
- Leo compatibility
- Virgo dogs
- Virgo cats
- Virgo compatibility
- Libra dogs
- Libra cats
- Libra compatibility
- Scorpio dogs
- Scorpio cats
- Scorpio compatibility
- Sagittarius dogs
- Sagittarius cats
- Sagittarius compatibility
- Capricorn dogs
- Capricorn cats
- Capricorn compatibility
- Aquarius dogs
- Aquarius cats
- Aquarius compatibility
- Pisces dogs
- Pisces cats
- Pisces compatibility
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