Cosmic Calendar 2027
A personalised pet calendar for 2027
Twelve months starring your cat or dog: their cosmic portrait in a new look every season, a little horoscope for each month and the real full moons, new moons and lucky days of 2027.
Printable PDF, 13 pages, A4 or US Letter. Digital only: nothing is posted. Print as many copies as you like for your home.
The PDF arrives by email, usually within the hour. Refunds
What's on every page
A portrait for every season
Their cosmic portrait on the cover, then a new seasonal look every three months.
The real sky
Full moons, new moons, Mercury retrograde and the Sun's sign changes for 2027, in your time zone.
Their lucky days
Every day the Moon visits their sign is marked, plus their birthday or Arrival Day.
A horoscope a month
Two warm, funny sentences for each month, written about your pet and their habits.
Your big day too
Add your birthday at checkout and it's marked next to theirs.
Made for printing
Light pages that go easy on ink, A4 or US Letter. Print at home or in a print shop.
Sample pages
Two sample calendars: Ziggy, a tabby cat in the UK (A4, weeks start on Monday), and Scout, a beagle in the US (US Letter, weeks start on Sunday). Yours stars your own pet.
How it works
- 1
Tell us about your pet
Name, species, breed and birthday (or the day they came home).
- 2
Add a photo
One clear photo. We paint their cosmic portraits from it.
- 3
Print and hang
The PDF arrives by email, usually within the hour.
Three ways to get it
On its own
$14.99
The calendar for your pet, with their cosmic portrait painted from your photo.
Make my pet's calendarWith the full report
$19.99
the report $9.99 + the calendar $10.00
The full report and the calendar, with the same portrait on the cover. Already have the report? Add the calendar from its page for $10.00.
Launch price $19.99 until 30 January 2027, then $22.99
Get the report + calendarAs a gift
$19.99
The Report + Calendar gift voucher. They fill in their pet's details whenever they're ready.
Launch price $19.99 until 30 January 2027, then $22.99
Send it as a giftThe PDF arrives by email, usually within the hour (for a gift, once they redeem it), and you can print as many copies as you like for your home. Refund policy
Calendar questions
Is it printed and posted?
No, it's a digital PDF you print yourself, at home or in a print shop. You get the download link by email, usually within the hour, and it keeps working.
Which months does it cover?
January to December 2027, with a cover and one page per month: 13 pages in all.
What paper size is it?
A4 for most countries and US Letter for the US and Canada. We pick it from where you are and you can change it at checkout, or switch it later on the calendar page.
Which days are marked?
Full moons, new moons, the days the Sun changes sign, Mercury retrograde, your pet's lucky days (when the Moon is in their sign), their birthday or Arrival Day, and your birthday if you add it.
Do I need a photo?
Yes, one clear photo of your pet: we paint their cosmic portrait from it. If you already have the full report, its portrait goes on the cover.
Can I give it as a gift?
Yes. The Report + Calendar gift voucher includes the full report and the calendar. They fill in their pet's details whenever they're ready.